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Ass Blast from the Past

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china

person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."

by necro April 23, 2005

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Ghost of Ass(es) Past

one who looks like they should be blessed with a phatty but then they turn around and it looks like a crack in an eggshell

Dammnn she's fine, ohp nvm she got cursed with the Ghost of Ass(es) Past .

by Zebra Cakess December 7, 2016


shit fart ass paste

a shit made into paste then farted on

also known ass sfap

you smell like a shit fart ass paste
or
you smell lika sfap

by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 14, 2018


Gay Past the Expiration Date

A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.

Armando is a nice enough guy, but I wouldn't date someone who's Gay Past the Expiration Date.

by LUEZWO August 13, 2014


20 Past Midnight

An All Gay Girl Band From England, Norfolk.

made the name for the band at 00:20 so thats the reason for

its name :)

WHAT TIME IS IT?

20 PAST MIDNIGHT!

by SAYWAAA? August 15, 2011

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past tense gay

It means your done being gay

your past tense gay if you like girls now

by nowlife March 25, 2021

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Half past the monkey's ass

A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.

" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".

by judge dredd7 September 4, 2012

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