Dick pic pat

April 4th is national dick pic pat day! Send dick pics to all your buddies!

Dick pic Pat:
A person created from gay parents.

Dale: Hey man it’s April 4th!
Jake Tonn: eeewwwwwww

Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."

Tom, don't pat the table.

Cracked Cow Pat

An ugly woman

She has a face like a Cracked Cow Pat

pat the bat

A nickname for possibly the worst baseball player to play professional baseball. A name for Pat Burrell for one purpose and one purpose only; to make it seem like Pat Burrell was a positive contribution to the Philadelphia Phillies offensive production.

"Did you see Pat the Bat nail the golden sombrero last night?" "Yes I did; so why do they call him Pat the Bat anyway?" "That's a good question."

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orange cow pat

A black lady's fanny with ginger pubes

they are often on fat blacks and at night time all you can see is orange they look they look like a terry's chocolate orange

Dude:I hate black chicks

Dude 2:Yeah they mostly have orange cow pat

Dude:Dude

Dude 2:yeah

Dude:ewwww

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pickle pat

A pickle packin' punk, who can't afford anything and will try to hustle you for less than a dollar. Wear's a green pickle kc hat.

We call tis fool pickle pat.

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Going Pat O'Brien

The act of doing lude sexual acts to another partner, sometimes several.

Oh man I would not mind going Pat O'Brien on her.

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