Clay Pigeons

At least one hour after anal sex when going to the bathroom clay pigeons are the pieces of crap stuck in your dick coming out with little enjoyment from your partner!!

After having sexual madness with the Weather lady Sheri last night, I Wess Wade sure shot the bottom of the toilet with a few clay pigeons!!

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pigeon hole

Used by young children as a substitute name for the word Vagina whilst in grade (primary) school.

Sal’s nephew is learning “new things” in school. Apparently boys have willies and girls have PIGEON HOLES!!

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Squiggle Pigeon

What you call someone when you want to make fun of other friends making pet names for each other.

Tenyka: "Come here teftef!"
Steph: "Okay Neeka!"

*Friends look at each other, laugh*

Friend 1 : "Hunny Bunny!"
Friend 2 : "Squiggle Pigeon!"

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pigeon-holed

This term describes the act of having heterosexual or homosexual intercourse with someone, then defecating on the windshield of their car before you leave.

That drunk chick I picked up at the bar the other night pigeon-holed me, dude! I had to go to the car wash this morning!

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filthy pigeon

Where a man takes a laxative the day he is going to have sex. Once engaging in sex and feels the laxative kick in: stop, stand above sex partner and shit on them while flapping arms like a pigeon. Once done shitting, walk out of the room like a pigeon

Last night I gave a girl a filthy pigeon. Her place reeked of shit last night

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Pigeon Wind

The breeze you feel against your skin from the too-close-for-comfort harried and rapid flight and flap of pigeons, most specifically on city streets.

Failure to properly navigate a flock of hobbling pigeons can lead to a grazing of one's head by dirty wing, or more commonly, a gust of pigeon wind across the face from their frenzied and often disoriented departure.

"Oh god, I just felt a waft of pigeon wind at the back of my neck."

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Diesel Pigeons

THE BEST BAND EVER. A three-person band located in Maryland. Zac, Evan, and and Eric create one of the best sounds created in Maryland since the beginning of... well, ever. They're influenced by The Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Max Brody, Less Than Jake, and more. It helps that they're all really hot. THEY'RE GONNA MAKE IT BIIIIIIIG, MOTHA FUCKA.

Look up "the most amazing band in the history of ever" on Google and "Did you mean 'The Diesel Pigeons'?" shows up. No lie. ....

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