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pro-pipe

Not to be confused with "bro-pipe", this refers to the rifle mounted grenade launchers in warfare games (see Modern Warfare 2, Call of Duty 4, etc). These can also be called "noob tubes"- though in some cases that would be an incorrect term.

Case 1- If someone uses a grenade launcher because they cannot kill otherwise- you would be correct in the assumption that it is a "noob tube".

Case 2- If someone uses the launcher because he/she is bored of the guns, and prefers to find more inventive ways to kill people (i.e. curving the ordinance through window frames, arcing at the right angles, hearing footsteps and killing someone who is around the corner, shooting a dud at close range to hit them in the stomach so they make that satisfying "ooof" sound) then that is not a "noob tube". Case 2 is a PRO PIPE.

In case 1- the user is easy enough to counter. Wait until he/she is reloading or force them into close quarters to truly test their aim. They only have one chance to dud shot you.

In case 2- it does not matter. Guns, knives, grenades- the user would have killed you anyways. You are their play things.

Generally- people have to have something to whine about on Xbox Live, PSN, or PC. Noob tube can be considered a derogatory term to those skilled enough to know the difference between cheesing out the grenade launcher and appreciating it's useful (yet slightly different from a gun) ballistic tendencies.

"That level 1 had trouble hitting anybody- now he has a few kills because of the grenade launcher- I mean noob tube"

"Wow. That guy is really tough to beat. He just went 29 and 1 on terminal- there was nothing we could do to beat him- even when he ran out of grenades and only had a pistol! I can't tell you how many times he killed two or three of us at once with that PRO-PIPE"

by Noob Tuber April 2, 2010

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pipe cleaning

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is having her period with the intention to help her "clean her pipe".

1. Dude, it's that time of the month -- pipe cleaning time!!!
2. Dude 1: Yo, my woman's on the rag,
Dude 2: It's cool man, you can totally pipe clean that.
3. Ya don't need lubrication when you're pipecleanin'!

by pipecleaner February 9, 2008

47๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


tin pipe

innacurately describe as a "tin pipe" (should be aluminum pipe) because cans used to be made out of tin. It is one of the cheapest pipes used by pot smokers. the method involves flattening one side of a pop can and puncturing small holes in it. The pot is then laid on the flat side of the can and lit while the smoker inhales through the mouth hole of the can. The method is not very effective, but is readily available and easily disposable in an emergency.
sometimes also referred to as a pibb pipe. (from Mr. Pibb)

mt. dew cans make the worst tin pipes.

by walkingblind November 14, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Torching the pipe

Letting the flame linger on a bowl of the pipe while taking a hit longer than it takes for the bowl to glow red. Frequent amongst beginner stoners.

True Stonner: "I'ts lit and burning dude! Quit torching the pipe!"

by Sh@dowBlood August 23, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


bag piping

the act of thrusting someones armpit as if they were playing the bag pipes.

I totally bagpiped that McBroad the other day.

by Keanu Reeves May 7, 2005

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Pipe Hitter

A serious thug - Dedicated, professional and highly capable of "gettin' medieval on yo' ass" in highly unique and creative ways, from urban combat to hands-on work.

"I was in the Special Forces for ten years, now I do private security for the mob. Settle problems for them. I'm their number one pipe hitter."

Merc's in Iraqistan wear t-shirts that say "Pipe Hitters Union - Local 187"

Marsellus Wallace: "call a coupla pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch"

by Jules - Bad Motha' December 18, 2005

363๐Ÿ‘ 301๐Ÿ‘Ž


stove piping

When an uncircumcised man slides his foreskin over top of another mans circumsised penis and proceeds to jack the man off with his foreskin. Its like the tight sleeve fitment of stove pipes, hence the name stove piping!

Man, Pasquallys foreskin is a real tight fit!! He could barely roll his foreskin over my cock! It was just like we were stove piping in a wood stove!

by DUFMAN April 1, 2008

60๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž