Plan J is a last resort for overwhelming stress. If Plan J is ineffective, the problem may be greater, and medical assistance may be required. Do not be afraid to seek help
The J in Plan J stands for jerk off
This whole day has been absolute shit, my head is killing me, I have so much work, and I canβt sleep. Time for Plan J
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When you just can't get her to sleep with you...
Man if things don't go right, i am totally going to plan B...rape
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To make plans with someone, then that same person cancels. Made famous by a person named Blake.
"Hey didn't you have plans with Jeff tonight?"
"Yah, but he made Blake plans, he's just going to stay home now."
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"Oh s***! I just broke this s***! Time to go with plan B."
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A French-Canadian band.
One of the best ever, despite what these middle-aged, upper-class, white men are saying. They do not understand or can not relate to Simple Plan's lyrics in any way, so they automatically hate them.
Middle Aged Man: Simple Plan is the worst band ever!
Most Teenagers: Shut the fuck up, old man
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Becoming infinitly rich, and buying the spanish launguage and deleting it. Therefore forcing all wet-backs to speak english.
Richguy: Initiate the Master Plan
Butler: Indeed, sir.
(butler presses button)
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French-canadian band that don't deserve all the shit that they are getting on this site from illiterate morons, who feel that they have a duty to jump on the 'flaming bandwagon'.
I agree that in some songs, the lead singer sounds whiny, however many of their songs portray his voice in a better way.
As for the whole 'whining, even though they're rich...don't live in a third world country blah blah blah...' shit, they are writing for the teenage audience who listen to their songs.
I am a teenager, and I am going to admit that we can be self-centered and only focus on our own life problems at times. Simple Plan isn't trying to 'change the world through the power of music' and other bull that preachy bands lecture on.
I can relate to their songs, and I enjoy listening to them, so if that makes me a 'teenybopper', then hey, label what you like, however I am not middle-class or American. I listen to many various genres of music, mainly the various subs of Rock. I admit that this band is almost purely pop (with the exception that they play their own instruments-well), but please, don't stereotype fans as the odd few moronic pre-teens that think the band is 'sooooo hawt <3!!!!11oneeleven'.
As for the Scooby Doo thing, you can say that it makes them losers, posers or sell-outs...whatever. I think that being all of these things is submitting to a label and being so 'hardcore, etc.', that everything's too cool for you. They did Scooby Doo...so frigging what.
Leave them alone, they're real people that I highly doubt care about any of your pathetic little bitches and brainless little hatred speeches. You cna hate without being vocal and offensive, now I'll take a leaf out of your books (if you can read...?). Quit whining, Fuckwits.
Logical Fan: I really like them becuase their songs are relatable and their music's just great
Poser Fan/OTT Fan: OMG, I'm like, going to download, like all of their songs, 'coz I heard one on the radio, and I bet the lead singer is buff/hot
Non-fan: Well, I don't like Simple Plan, becuase they don't appeal to me and I find their songs repetitive/boring/not my taste of music
Fuckwit Hater/Wagon Jumper: Simple Plan sucks so bad, they like suck weiners. God, how whiny is his voice?? I know, I'll just go post an offensive definition on an online dictioNary. That'll sort out the problem...
...WTF??
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