Also known as a vagina, pussy, va-jay jay. It also grows next to the cactus in the desert.
She needs to do something with that twat plant.
Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face
"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"
"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face
"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"
"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face
"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"
"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
Basically the same as “painting his/her face” just has more of a dramatic effect
He gave me the fattest face plant
only the swaggiest of all
"oh hey ! theres the plant person, super swag if i do say so myself"
when a vegan masturbates
Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?