Poke the Bear

To attempt sexual intercourse with your female partner during PMT.

She's grumpy but also sexy so I'll try to poke the bear.

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Choke and Poke

To receive a blow job while simultaneously playing a Pokémon video game.

"Dude, last night my girlfriend tried to choke and poke me right when I was trying to catch a Charmander."

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fire poking

when your partner leans over, exposing butt hole. than you run, head first, at your partner. when your head is fully lodged in ass, you procede to stand up straight, and bounce. your head will be saturated in hot sause, to help stimulate.

My cousin was fire poking his fiance, but he was sent to the hospital because he passed out from lack of oxygen!!!

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poke dope

Poke Dope, is slang terminology for shooting up, or slamming drugs into the vein, via a needle or (Rig), it is a general definition for all drugs that are injected into the vein through a needle, and doesn't pertain to any particular one.

"I was really into poke dope back in the day."

"John is a real fiend for that poke dope."

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poke&run

When someone pokes someone and then runs; they never call again

Dillon and john were haning out.. dillon poked john and run; Poke&run

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Poke-Phile

Somone who plays Pok'e'mon-Go to kidnap kids.

*news cast sound* Today Poke-Phile, 40yr old men using Pok'e'mon-go to kidnap kids *news sound*

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Poke Stalker

Creepy people on Facebook that are not your friend, but continue to poke you, and even after you remove it, they keep on going....Then, after at least two weeks of creepy poking, they finally send you a friend request.

*sighs* I have another poke stalker, I wish I could poke him in the face, freak.

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