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Another word for an old, worn out vagina.
The old landlady made the young stud in her building slam her old pork sock to make up for his late rent.
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To slap ones anus many times until you hear a suction noise, at this point the anus is very tender. When you begin to poke the anus your finger will simply tear through soft tissue and fluid will leak.
Guy 1: " Hey did you hear what happened to Mark?"
Guy 2: " yeah he annoyed phil so mark gave that noob a pork sunday"
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Roast pork is slang for fire police
Bill "Dude slow down! Don't you see that crown vic behind you."
Geoff "Chill man its only roast pork."
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The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.
1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.
2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
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1. A portly or rotund person.
2. A person with a fat stomach.
3. A witty insult, making light of someones excess weight
hey pork barrel, when was the last time you saw your cock?
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the proper way to fuck a women in the ass to do so place the hand on the lower back and well if u dont know the rest u are probly gay or a virgin
Yeah mariahs such a slut I gave her a proper porking last night on the sports deck to tame her.
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