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The dream many writers have of becoming wealthy from their writings. From the success of the Harry Potter novels by author J.K. Rowling.
Sure, Papa wrote about the downtrodden in his books and received critical acclaim, but his real desire was to become Harry Potter rich.
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a euphemism for masturbation.
my girlfriend came home and totally caught me watching harry potter!!
A person who is in love or has a crush on a Harry Potter character. Most of the time they like Draco Malfoy.
Boy: Can I get you number?
Girl: No, i'm a Harry Potter Simp.
A pissed off potter is when you get a wand and wipe it on your ass to get shit on it. Then you go up to someone you dont like and put the harry potter scar on their forehead. After realizing what has happen, they become pissed off making them a pissed off potter.
Michael pissed me off today, so I got him back by making him a pissed off potter.
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Fanpire: "Harry Potter sucks, Jacob/Edward is soo much better."
*Harry aparates into the room and kills her with a deadly curse*
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That's when I take a girl for two rides on my broomstick and then drop her off home!
That girl ruined the ending for the seventh Harry Potter book, so I gave her the Harry Potter special as punishment.
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The son of James and Lilly Potter. (Halfblood)
Went to Hogwarts, Gryffindor.
Also known as The Boy Who Lived and The Chosen One.
First known for escaping the killer curse (Avada Kedavra) when he was no more than one year old.
Later he became known for being the youngest Seeker in the last century. and winning the Triwizard Tournament.
His greatest achievement happened when he was 17 years old. Harry managed to kill the Dark Lord, also known as He Who Must Not Be Named, Lord Voldemort or Tom Marvolo Ridle.
He married Fullblood witch, Ginny Weasly, and together they have three children, James, Albus and Lily.
Harry James Potter is the most awesome wizard, after Albus Dumbledore of course.
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