prison drama

-noun
1. drama brought about by the incarceration or a near-incarceration experience of someone close to you.

2. unavoidable drama brought about by a group of close friends or family members that leaves you feeling as though you have been stuck into a prison cell with all involved parties.

1. "It's not my fault he keeps getting drunk in public; I'm just sick of all of his prison drama!"

2. "My family and their prison drama, man. They feel as though I should have an opinion in every matter."

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DNA prison

the scrotum/testicles -housing for 'political prisoners'

judy was just about to break me out of DNA prison when the fucking phone rang! -can't ignore THAT!!

DNA prison has encapsulated many a convict!

guilty until proven innocent in DNA prison!

lot o' the fellas burnin' in hell in DNA prison!

one has to FIGHT!, FIGHT!, FIGHT! to survive, when in DNA prison!!

one must break self out of DNA prison!

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prison wave

The wave mad by the new President and First Lady from the Capital steps when the helicopter taking former President Trump lifts off and heads to the federal inmate intake facility.

Just watched the inauguration of the new President and couldn’t help but notice everyone was laughing as he and the First Lady were giving the Prison Wave!

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prison trade

A inmate who is "turned-out" by another inmate and later traded around the prison or paid for by other inmates more frequently than goods or items from the prison's commissary.

Girl: Boy, aren't you scared that you may go to jail or worse prison?
Boy: Girl, nah! I'm light skin, gay, got mad body, and fat ass.
Girl: Okay?
Boy: I'm a wannabe hardcore inmate's dream, girl!
Girl: Boy, you gonna be traded around faster than goods from the prison store for sure.
Boy: Yes, future prison trade, right here, in the flesh.

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prison poon

When you are in prison too long and get the urge to get some prison poonanny.

I'm a straight girl and have been in prison too long and I want all the prison poon!

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Prison Sex

when two people have sex while they're on bars aka xanax aka handlebars.

"John and Kate were so barred out at the party. I bet they went home & had prison sex."

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Prison white

Very white indeed. The gleaming white of an inmate's trainers that have never stepped foot outside the slammer.

I need to scuff my new pumps up a bit, they're positively prison white.

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