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the act of scoring points in basketball, or getting phone numbers from girls
Rajon Rondo was Racking up digits during the NBA finals
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When someone of inferior intelligence trains biceps where legs should be trained
That guys doing curls in the squat rack, yep he's a cunt
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someone smarter than you think
Joey: But you’re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)
Chandler: (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!
Joey: Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
'The One with Ross' Denial. Season 6
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a dwarf who lives in your cubbord and makes spices for you . generaly a kind fellow smokes a long pipe and always has a story to tell ,but you dont care so you shout"GIVE ME THE PARSLEY BITCH"and then slam the doorright on his already broken toes
Steve:i dont think you shold treat your spice rack dwarf like that.
You: shut up steve or ill chop off your legs and put you up there with him.
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During the game of Beer Pong, otherwise known as Beirut, a team can call a Gentleman's Re-Rack only when two cups remain on the opponents side.
The name "Gentleman's Re-Rack" alludes to the fact that it can be called even if all of the teams re-racks are exhausted, and it is seen as a gentlemanly gesture to grant them one last re-rack (seeing as the last two cups are often far away from one another).
Unlike normal re-racks, a "Gentleman's" can be called mid-turn. Although a call for a "Gentleman's" can legally be rejected, the team that rejects it will forever be labeled selfish cowards.
The actual structure of a "Gentleman's Re-Rack" is two cups in a vertical line, running parallel to the sides of the table.
Team 1 "Hey yo, lemme' get Gentleman's Re-Rack"
Team 2 "yeah sure"
Team 1 "Can you straighten that out a bit?"
Team 2 "No doubt."
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1) The most famous crackhead in the world
2) The funniest thing to watch on utube when you are higher than fuck.
"Dude last nite we got so torched then watched rack em willy"
"damn i love that shit... RACKBALL!!!"
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When You cut of a lady's left Boob with a 1987 brand pair of scissors, Load it into a M79 Grenade Launcher and proceed to run around the neighborhood, shooting a left boob at people while shouting "skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun dun dun ya done now. Traditionally done while wearing a "Sexy Pennywise" halloween Costume
OMG... Did you see Billy out their!!! He was Arkansas Rack Attacking people.
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