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Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it

Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad

by George ranchington March 1, 2018


Spicy Ranch Doughnut

The act of one person French kissing another person's anus. While similar to rimming this act coveys a much more passionate approach. This act requires full tongue insertion and movement as if the anus is a mouth.

During foreplay Sally told Jim " Quit messing around and give me a spicy Ranch doughnut before you go knocking on the back door"

by May 30, 2024


ranch apple

The act of dipping an apple in ranch dressing and swallowing it whole.

Did you hear how Tommy ate a ranch apple?

by Nickypaz April 14, 2018


Ranch Neck

A Joe

His name is Joe? He's probably a Ranch Neck.

by Ranchneck35 December 30, 2016


ranch crocs

A pair of crocs called "Ranch Crocs" that were given away in a raffle by crocs.

Yes, crocs themed like ranch dressing. It was part of a collaboration with Hidden Valley.

Person 1: "Hey, what's your favorite croc?"
Person 2: "Ranch crocs, 100%."

by aguywhosaguy October 21, 2021


Ranch Style

A set of sex positions including Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl, as well as the male versions of these like Cowboy and Reverse Cowboy. Gender-neutral.

That hot enby rode me Ranch style all night

by realjayjem April 23, 2023


Grief ranch

When you’re so sad cuz your rabbits died a horrible yet preventable death and then you eat a stupid amount of ranch as the 8th stage of grief

What do I do? My girl’s real sad.
Give her some grief ranch. That’ll help.

by Mjdance July 11, 2021