When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it
Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad
The act of one person French kissing another person's anus. While similar to rimming this act coveys a much more passionate approach. This act requires full tongue insertion and movement as if the anus is a mouth.
During foreplay Sally told Jim " Quit messing around and give me a spicy Ranch doughnut before you go knocking on the back door"
The act of dipping an apple in ranch dressing and swallowing it whole.
Did you hear how Tommy ate a ranch apple?
A pair of crocs called "Ranch Crocs" that were given away in a raffle by crocs.
Yes, crocs themed like ranch dressing. It was part of a collaboration with Hidden Valley.
Person 1: "Hey, what's your favorite croc?"
Person 2: "Ranch crocs, 100%."
A set of sex positions including Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl, as well as the male versions of these like Cowboy and Reverse Cowboy. Gender-neutral.
That hot enby rode me Ranch style all night
When you’re so sad cuz your rabbits died a horrible yet preventable death and then you eat a stupid amount of ranch as the 8th stage of grief
What do I do? My girl’s real sad.
Give her some grief ranch. That’ll help.