detroit republican

A term coined by Congressman Rand Paul during 2016 presidential election. Likely influenced by money manager Mark Spitznagel's comments and essay 'Austrian Detriot.' In the2013 article, Spitznagel talks about Detroit's bankruptcy as caused by city-government financed public debt 'financial instruments.' In these psuedo-financial agreements, bond buyers receive a scheduled return from tax payers choosing to fulfilling obligations their political representatives have unrealistically co-signed them to.

He states this as a positive event that signals that Detroit citizen's dependence on an overgrown parasytic public sector is the root cause of the city's infrastructural woes. The (eventual) natural outcome will be for citizens to recognize that the officials it has been electing have been engaging in unneccessary and maleficial agreements, and that a much smaller government will regenerate, with new, more effective and responsible organization to it.

There's no way Jim's gonna agree to putting that unnessary tax on the working man.Jim's a detroit republican.

republican chess

Unlike the dirty liberal game of chess, republican chess is played by only the bestest group of people, American conservatives. Simply it is a game of checkers where double jumping more than two pieces (something a libtard would do) is prohibited. Liberals won't want to play this game as they can't win without cheating.

A- Want to play chess?
B- No, that's a filthy liberal game. Let's play republican chess. It's just like chess except Hillary Clinton won't try to play winner.

scumfucking republicans

It generally speaks for itself. Stupid Republicans. George W. Bush

George W. Bush is one of the many scumfucking republicans.

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Republican

The only thing keeping America a great country.

Wow that republican really is a great guy.

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Republicans for Voldemort

The original definition of this slogan has a blatantly obvious bias. (As will this definition, most likely.) In the past, Republicans have voted against civil rights proposals and supported extreme interrogation tactics: voting against the Violence Against Women’s Act, voting against equal marriage rights, an administration that waterboarded suspects, etc. I agree that Voldemort’s regime is most akin to Hitler’s, but also to any view that dealt with “purity” of blood (a.k.a. racism) or any view that does not promote equality for all (which is more relevant in today’s political climate). Nothing is black and white, and I understand it is unfair to select examples out of context. But people who find the slogan amusing are likely frustrated with actions that seem to promote some form of social injustice, and chuckle at an extreme analogy that does not pretend to be a thesis of well-reasoned political analysis: it’s referring to Harry Potter, for goodness sake. It is a slogan made to show distaste with a political view, much like the numerous smear campaigns of the midterm elections. Politics rarely depicts “fair” representations of either party, which the original definition’s author did nothing but perpetuate by comparing Democrats to Umbridge and her regime (which some may argue is just as bad as Voldemort’s, if not worse, as their selfish motivations impeded every progressive political maneuver in the name of “good”.)

Damn man, I’m just so frustrated by some of the referenda that Republicans keep shooting down, sometimes I think that Republicans would have supported Voldemort. I'm gonna go get a Republicans for Voldemort bumper sticker.

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racist Republican

Liberal term for anyone expressing a Republican or conservative point of view, coming from the belief that all republicans are racist. Espcially in issues involving minorities.

Republican: I believe criminals should be punished.

Liberal: You just want to put black people and undocumented mexican immigrants in jail.

Republican: No, anyone from any race should be jailed if they commit crimes. "Undocumented" mexican immigrants are violating US immigration laws, which is a crime. People of all races should be held accountable for their actions.

Liberal: You damn racist Republican!

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Squishy Republican

A "right-wing" elected official whose personal interests or public image comes before the promises they have made to their voters

- Did you hear what Liz Cheney said?
- Don't get me started. That bitch is a squishy Republican.
- Yeah. FUCK LIZ CHENEY!

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