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When you know who gave you Covid the first time so you purposely bump into them when you get it again.
I'm going into work on Monday to give my boss the old Wuhan Revenge.
The haphazard, annoying, illogical, and confounding layout and naming of streets in Arlington, Virginia. Once intended to be part of the District of Columbia, it's street layout designed by L'enfant, is nowhere near as logical, neat, and navigable as DC.
I would have been to the party on time, but I was struck by L'enfant's Revenge.
When your girlfriend'S clit is really sensitive and you rub it to piss her off.
"I can't believe you kicked me in the balls. Prepare your vagina, for I will seek a revenge orgasm"
"Oh no!"
Kurapika seeks revenge on the Phantom Troupe for killing his beloved ones.
He joins the newly formed "Kuya Paraiso" theater troupe, but finds it to be largely empty of any talent.
He joins the acting group instead and is asked to start out with a minor role that forces him to play the role of a cocky, rich young man.
He learns from the theater troupe's self-proclaimed leader, Fernando, that the troupe was given the theatre by a landlord.
The landlord died before he could occupy the building, so the troupe would become the new tenants of the theater.
The theater is protected by a golem who is the theater's most sacred work.
The kuya, who is also the kapitan of the barangay where the theatre is located, is pressuring him to stop the theater from performing and turn it into a community center.
However, Kurapika's determination to finish his revenge on the phantom troupe leads him to unwittingly bind to the golem to stop it from moving or bringing in anyone for rehearsal, as the golem also contains the spirit of the deceased tenant.
After the team's first performance, the team is locked out of the theater, as the kapitan had made them sign a written agreement to use the theater only as the kuya sees fit.
As a result, the team will be evicted.
Sometime later, Kurapika still held out hope of reviving the phantom troupe.
He finds a magic emerald that grants his wishes.
He uses the emerald to revive the phantom troupe's kapitan as a giant golem-like character, in the vain of the golem's purpose.
With the sudden power boost of the golem, he plans to finish off the troupe in one epic battle.
The kapitan gives him the golem's power ring and leaves Kurapika to fight.
The characters in the show Kurapika's revenge are often portrayed as rather odd.
For instance, Fernando is a cross between Clark Kent, Max Cady, and Harry Osborn.
The type of person who will always be upset with you even if you are nice to them.
" Donny has a revenge trigger. I was nice to him all day and when I said no to him he immediately went behind my back and started talking shit about me to the manager."
A person who makes art so horrid to the point where their art is only worth being used against another.
Person one is showing person two their favorite "Revenge artist"
Person one: And here's my favorite revenge artist.
Person two: What the fuck am I looking at?
Person one: Literal trash.
When you have explosive diarrhea in a portapotty in another country and the shit splashes back on your butthole.
Keep it clean or montazumas revenge will come back for more!