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A vaginal queef of cum and blood, shortly after intercourse, when a man ejaculates in a female while she's on her period.
Man, I laughed so hard when I saw her red roman rocket
A battle that involves at least two people, that is fought using long cardboard tubes that launch balls of fire. Using roman candle in this way can be dangerous, but over all it's worth the fun.
Holy shit dude, I got the worst burn ever in that roman candle war on saturday. Oh well, it's a cool looking battle wound.
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The act of vomiting on one's own hands and then splashing it over one's face while continuing to smear it in and around the facial region.
"Dude, you scared the shit out of those bouncers when you left the bar and Roman Baby Showered right there on the sidewalk".
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An incredible post-hardcore band from Detroit, Michigan. They currently have five full lengthened albums out: To Plant a Seed (2009), Understanding What We've Grown to Be (2011), Tracing Back Roots (2013), We Came As Romans (2015), and Cold Like War (2017). Their music may have gotten softer up until their self-titled, but that doesn't mean that they suck. All of their music has uplifting and inspirational lyrics, whether the song is heavy or not, thanks to the writing talent of lead guitarist, Joshua Moore.
This band also knows how to bounce back from hardship. They decided to continue writing music and performing after their clean vocalist, Kyle Pavone, died tragically in August of 2018.
Current line up:
Dave Stephens (all unclean vocals and some cleans)
Andy Glass (Bass)
Joshua Moore (lyrics and lead guitar)
Lou Cotton (Rhythm guitar)
David Puckett (drums)
Who writes better lyrics than We Came As Romans? No one.
I really respect We Came As Romans for honoring their vocalist by continue to stay as a band.
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when you do a roman helmet (aka place your penis between a girls eyes so that it looks like she's wearing a helmet) and she wakes up to the view of penis in the morning.
"the bitch was sleeping so i decided to wake her with the ol' roman alarm clock"
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A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.
"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe
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when you put your balls around eyes and your cock goes down her nose so it looks like a roman war helmet.
damn that chickenhead looked like sparticus last night when she was wearing my roman war helmet
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