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When someone in your house farts so loud that it wakes you up in the morning.
I was woken up this morning by my Tom's ass rooster.
Hangin' ballskin over your old lady's nose. Followed by the proclamation, "Cockle doodle-doo!" Usually designated for men with loose nuts.
"Lay down bitch, the Nasty Rooster is comin' in.
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