royal flush

2 parts crown, 6 parts cream soda, 1 part maraschino cherry juice, 2 maraschino cherries. AKA The Velvet Crocodile. Fuckin excellence.

I like sex, and royal flushes.

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royale with cheese

You take a kraft american single, unwrap, take the cheese and slide to the base of the shaft, so it looks like a caped villain. After the cheese placement, take the wrapper and envelope your dick, securing with a twisty tie from a package of hamburger buns. Have sex, preferably anal. the catcher should nibble the cheese from the freedom fry once the deed has been done and the mayonnaise has been applied.

Some chick from Paris came over so i gave her the Royale with cheese.

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Royal Weggie

When you pull the strap on the back of the bra between the girls ass cheeks and then let go of it and then the strap goes over her head and splatters all the shit on her chest and stomach.

Hey I tried doing a Royal Weggie on this girl and accidentally splattered her shit on the back of her head instead.

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ROYAle high

Royale high is a game on Roblox where girls are dressing up as a hoe an wearing expensive corsets and heels and hating on dd set

Girl 1: Hey im playing royale high wanna play together
Boy 1: no bye

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Royal Blumpkin

Like a blumpkin, but much better. You have two girls and one blows you while you shit in the other one's mouth and she swallows your shit.

Those skanks loved the royal blumpkin.

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Clash Royale

A ded game that no one likes and makes no sense

Clash Royale? Who plays that anymore *Clash Royale intro plays in the back round*

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Royal Sampler

When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date.

"Yo, that dude must be a monarch; he's had like twenty royal samplers this year!"

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