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He makes you run for no reason
I had Daniel Russel as a coach and I can’t walk anymore
A blowjob in a men's room
I got a wicked hungry Russell from some guy off Craigslist
Very informative. Always there to tell the right people when something is wrong or illegal. Very giving especially to strangers.
Shanna Russell made sure that those nasty drug dealers went away for good and tonight she said we can be safe in her home where we can all be unprotected and go all night without worry.
Perhaps the greatest couple of all time. Rachael is such a caring individual who has the worlds largest heart and had so many skills & qualities that it would be impossible to name them all! Russell is there to be by her side through thick and thin. He'll love her unconditionally till the day he dies. It was meant to be. Rachael is the definition of perfection. Everything from her snort when she laughs, natural beauty without all that makeup, her beautiful smile, and love for Coldplay. Russell, is just a crazy and outgoing individual who is so lucky to have a girl like Rachael I'm his life. It is perfection. Other couples are jealous, but it's okay. They totally understand.
Girl: "Babe, why aren't we a Rachael & Russell couple!"
Guy: "It's because we aren't perfection"
The act of getting railed from behind by a donkey while also drinking whale sperm out of a 49ers collectors cup.
After Russell Wilson signed his new contract he celebrated with a Kenny Russell
Mf drinks every night, cute and pretty af, but drinks every fucking night like damn, give your liver some mercy. Also, he is absolutely obsessed with a mf named clementine.
“Russell Yearwood is dumber than a sweet potato”
A little cob house located in the Mojave Desert, which is also home to the souls of the Kings and Evans Familia.
Russell Ranch, located in the Mojave Desert, is my favorite place to be!