Sex on the patio in the middle of the afternoon.
I left work at noon and had a Russian lunch with my girlfriend.
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A Russian necktie is when you slit/cut someone's throat and pull their tongue out through the slit in their neck.
I gave that asshole who kept feeling me up a Russian necktie in the crapper.
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Relieving yourself while receiving oral sex.
My bladder was full, so i had to give my gf a dirty russian.
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If you don't know what it is by the name, you don't deserve to achieve it.
"Yeah me and the mistress pulled a Russian Thunderfuck last night.."
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Male scrotum. Often used to lure girls into looking at the male genitalia.
Boy - Oh, who wants to see my Russian Boil?
Girls - what's a Russian Boil?
Boy shows testicle.
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An aggressive handjob that results in the receiving male partner's member being torn off. Also known as a German greeting.
"She rubbed me so hard, I almost got the ol' Russian farewell."
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1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls then has a woman suck it off.
I gave Julie a Russian Crabcake last night. It was great but my balls were on fire from the vodka!
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