with a grain of salt

When qualifying advice: For example your mother is always cold and thinks that you will be too. Therefore she always tells you to take a jacket with you. Perhaps she gets cold easily and you do not. If you want to communicate this different subjective preference, use this phrase.

Take your mother's advice to wear a coat "with a grain of salt"

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fuck salt

The salt that is distilled from the fluids that amass during sexual intercourse, which is of course fictional, but to exclaim "fuck salt" is also an expression of distaste or dissatisfaction.

"The Bears lost again? Fuck salt!"

"My body is covered in fuck salt from last night."

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chuck salt

When a male masturbates or copulates so often in a short space of time, he reaches the point at which he can no longer ejaculate.

Often accomplished by 14 year old Counter Strike players.

"I wanked 9 times on Tuesday; by the seventh toss I was beginning to chuck salt!"

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brush the salt

A phrase used to signal that someone has been owned/pwned/shown up.

David: Lincoln was TOTALLY the 14th President of the United States.
Lee: No, see Wikipedia says he was was the 16th president! Brush the salt!

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Salt the Bed

Having intercourse on a friend's bed.

Hey bro! If you salt the bed you had better wash the bed sheets afterwards!

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Pass the salt

After you catch someone hating . Yoy acknowledge the hate then move on

When you call out a salty person

Henry was hating on the cool so I had to call him out - pass the salt

JP told everyone tony called in - pass the salt

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Salt Truck

The act of being incorrect in ironic fasion.

"Buhl im bout to kick this game winning feild goal"........the kick is blocked!...... "buhl, you a salt truck! haha"

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