see spot run

The act of masturbating while simultaneously petting your pet of choice, preferably a dog.

Coined by the legendary CJ Jordan.

I got home after this phat disco and saw my dog spike just sitting there. After staring at him for a good 2 minutes, I decided to let him join me in a see spot run. It was magnificent.

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We See You

When someone is being called out (usually on twitter) for not doing the right thing. Such as having the power to stop something bad happening but either failed to try and prevent it or worse, is found to have contributed toward it and maybe lied about it or tried to cover it up.

The implication is that the person should be ashamed of their actions (or lack of) and that it has been noted so that at some point in the future they will get their comeuppance.

It is essentially a thinly vieled threat that revenge will come, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day. Often written in all caps.

Tweet: Yo, governor after saying you want to protect our communities, why did you vote to support that bill which makes it easier for children to buy guns? WE SEE YOU. #election

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i see all

Am I behind you? Above you? Or even right in front of you?
No matter. I still see you.

actually, this is just a terribly made mii made in the mii channel that has huge round eyes and oversized glasses, as well as a unibrow, as well as an afro. everything that can be colored in is black.

Me: Oh god there's I see all in the background. He's actually looking at the camera now. Welp, this is how I die.

See you on the town

This phrase was first used in the 21st century over a digital medium. It simply is how cool kids say “hit the town” or “see you around town”

Will be hitting Elgin with a girl friend — maybe see you on the town?

See my kids

When you cum on your girls face and it gets in one or both of her eyes.

“I came in my bitch’s eye so she could see my kids.”

Taken from some random freestyle rap I heard in high school.

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see through kazoo

A utensil used to smoke Methamphetamine; aka, glass dick. oil burner, pickle,whistle,twizzle stick.

(phone call) tweeker#1" hey man when you come bring that shit to me, think you can bring me a see through kazoo, i broke mine. ..(tweeker#2)"yeah man cant have you sittin on some dope with no way to smoke it"

see you in the pit

a common phrase or goodbye for punks at a show referring to the mosh pit.

alright, tyler. i'm gonna go grab a beer. see you in the pit!