When you're fucking ill every fucking week, sometimes all year around...
Friend 1: hey, are you ill bro?
Friend 2: yeah bro, I got The Sophie Syndrome
The worst couple ever. They don't fit with each other and they both suck. Anyone that ships them is gross lol.
Human: Do you ship Bill and Sophie
Human 2: yes absolutely
Human: Eww what the hell is wrong with you, you are disgusting
Usually self-centred, sly and arrangont. Tends to only be friends with 12 year olds, thinks sheβs the bees knees and talks to 5 boys at once then boasts about it as if being a slut is a positive asset.
Sophie Miller: OMG LUKE AND FREDDIE MADE A GROUPCHAT WITH ME AND THEY SAID THEY WANTED TO LICK ME OUT AWWWW HOW PENG
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When you are talking to someone and listen and listen to their life, but when you try to reply about yourself they are no longer part of the conversation. They either have to leave, fall asleep, or just stop responding.
Your txting with a friend for hours hearing about their weekend, and when you respond, Sophie's law requires that you hear back three hours later saying "sorry, i fell asleep"
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Me being a Sophie myself gets confused.Sophie comes from the name Sophia. Most girls named Sophie in the UK have dark hair but I think in the US they are more of a blonde stereotypical name. Some of them are not very pretty at all (Including me) but some are. In my opinion most Sophies have the average amount of intelligence while the other few are really stupid or clever.
Person1: Who is that?
Person2: Well I don't really know her but she's clever but..she is kind of ugly.
Person1: She is most likely a Sophie
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Sophie is a big wanker who thinks shes the shits but shes not
Sophie:omg have u seen my ass today ?
Person: yeah and i would rather not look at it again
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