speaking of red ants

A conversational segway; A way of changing the subject to something completely unrelated, while conceding that you know you are doing so.

That movie was so awesome!

Oh definitely. So, speaking of red ants, can you teach me how to do the electric slide?

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Nerd Speak [nerd]

1. Language of nerds
2. Language spoken by nerds in reference to gaming, computers, math, etc.

Omg, I can't understand all this "nerd speak nerd".

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French speaking person

ultimate pussy destroyer

you: je parle français
someone: damn you pussy destroyer, if you're French speaking person

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boredom speaks

my awesome band
sorta like evanescense and paramore and boys like girls and my chemical romance together
just plain awesome

my band name is boredom speaks.
boredom speaks sounds like paramore

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When the sky speak American, the forest must speak Vietnamese

Vietnam War in a shellnut

Can someone summarize this lesson of Vietnam War?
Some lad:"When the sky speak American, the forest must speak Vietnamese"

leet speak generator

a completely retarded program, utilized by people who are either too stupid, or too lazy, to figure out how to replace letters with numbers and other characters found on a keyboard

hey guys, instead of taking 2 seconds to figure out which numbers look like which letters, i'm going to google "leet speak generator" and spend unnecessary time and bandwidth looking for a completely un-needed program.

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I’m just speaking in general…

I’m just speaking in general… — a story telling tactic used by old southern people when they are actually reading you from head to toe; inside and out; and from womb to tomb. In many ways, this is worse than if they put both feet in your ass and yelled at you about your folly.

“I’m just speaking in general” has four parts: a detailed summary of your past character; a current analysis of your present actions based on things you did as a child; a detailed outcome of you actions based on probability and having seen your story played out in other people’s lives that they have seen with their own eyes; and, an admonition to change your ways if you don't want to end up like the person they are just “speaking in general about.

Boy, I ain’t got no hang ups; I’m too old to have hang ups. Hang ups is for young people — I’m just speaking in general… Oh I knew a boy like you: he was hard headed when he was a baby and he’s head headed now. You know what they say about hard headed people: A HARD HEAD MAKES A SOFT ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I’m just speaking in general. But, if you don’t want to end up like that; you better change your ways!!!!!!!!!

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