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When a woman slaps her extremely long pubic hair in her arm pits and vaginal region with a baguette.
Daughter: mom don’t eat that baguette. I French shaved this morning. I owe ya
(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"
A sexual term regarding sex which involves triple penetration (anal, vaginal, & oral) with exceptionally small orifices.
I saw a porn with Bridget the Midget taking on three hung pricks at the same time. Talk about shaving the pitchfork!
The act of inserting a digit into your partners anus and pulling out slightly to make what looks like a volcano to aid the use of a razor.
“Wife wanted a smooth ring piece and asked me if I’d help her ‘shave the volcano’”
Shaving the volcano
A traditional term used by a small group of people of a certain community, formal, for using an artifact that grasps the capability to grind a certain plant, which is oftenly inhaled in the form of smoking.
Excuse me, you charge a roach, and you shave the sheep!
Can' t figure it out?
Tough luck, you're shaving Chewbacca mate!
Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.
He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.