Shrek bastard

When a guy is both larger and hairer than normal, and may have the general appearance of an ogre.

Whoa, you've got a whole forest going on back there you crazy shrek bastard.

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shrek butter

A peanut butter alternative made from pistachios.

Bro slap some shrek butter on me appy slices, im allergic to peanuts dawg

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Horny for shrek

It basically means that you want your swamp to be invaded by an ogre. You feel some of weird feelings and your anus starts to hurt each time someone mentions Shrek. If you could you would test some freaky stuff for adults with Shrek

Oh my! I'm so freaking horny for shrek after spending some time with my uncle

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Shrek-ish

In a bad mood acting or behaving like an Ogre

Be careful how you approach her today she's a bit Shrek-ish!

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Shrek Waifu

Shrek (The 2001 movie 'Shrek' produced by Dreamworks), is known for being best waifu. Shrek Waifu is a meme, although we all know he IS best waifu. Love you, shrek-waifu <3

Person A: "Who's your waifu?"
Person B: "Ofc Shrek Waifu uwu"
Person A: "Shrek is best boi"

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Shrek Wallace

A shrek wallace is an individual who constantly bends the truth and compulsively lies to colleagues regarding forthcoming football fixtures on Tv

James:- Boys, does anybody know if the Man u game is on tonight?

Boys:- Dunno we'll check once were in the office

Later..........................

James:-
Only the Chelsea game is on tele tonight!
Gutted!

Kris:- Lies James, i just checked on the internet and it says the game is on justin TV - so shut the fuck up you lying shrek wallace before i come over there and bitch slap you till you turn green

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Shrek (unit of time)

A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.

Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:

Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏

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