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skank license

The license given to women who have proven their skankish abilities. If women are skanky enough, they attain a skank license. If the women are skanks, but stop being skanks for any reason, they will be in violation and must be told to bend over in some guys face immediately, or assume some other skank like task. It is up to skank police to enforce these laws (skank police are young males with no barometer for quality in females).

"Look at that chick with her titties all mashed together and her ass hanging out of her skirt. If she doesn't sit on that guys lap soon, she's gonna lose her skank license."

by darkabove April 30, 2005

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skank the howhistle

A sexual interaction involving the penis.

I bet that slut can really skank the howhistle.

by pararox December 13, 2004

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Dirty Skank

A dirty skank (DS) is another word for a female who cannot keep her legs closed. It is another word for a whore or slut.

Wow, Brittany is such a dirty skank.

by seriously.ur.basic March 8, 2015

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bitch-skank

the girl version of a douche-bag

that girl is such a bitch-skank!

by gnriicfkfin October 29, 2010

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skank wank

a skank wank is a girl/whore that you find irritating and would like to lay her down and wank all over to prove u dont need her for nothing and that ur independant

she is only worth a skank wank if that

by Jordan Pritchett August 27, 2006

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slippery skank

A devious slut, often found lurking in the K-mart bathrooms post-janitorial clean up. On occasion, they use a mix of toilet water and soap as lubricant. Although their ways are dirty, their pussies and asses are suprisingly clean. Swab the tunnel with hard-boiled dick, matey!

Jeff-Hey Mark did you see that slippery skank in that bathroom sucking me senseless?

Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...

by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015


skank shift

A waitstaff shift occurring during a late weekday night, ie: Midnight to six a.m. on a Wednesday. Named so because these are the less-desirable (lower-paying) shifts usually worked by the less-desirable (aesthetically-challenged) servers. Term popularized in the movie "Swingers."

There aren't going to be any hot waitresses at the casino tonight; it's the Wednesday night skank shift.

by Jim F. December 3, 2006