Skunk Bomb

When you put your fingers in a stank vagina and the later realize that the awful smell isn't shit on your shoe, it's a skunk bomb on your fingers.

"I put my fingers in her vagina. On the way home I could smell a stank shit smell". It wasn't shit on my shoe, it was that skunk bomb on my finger. So bad I put my hand out the window.

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nang skunk

really good weed

i need some nang skunka

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french fried skunk

a delicious fried treat eaten by hillbillies and gourmet cuisine connoisseurs alike. for this recipe you will need two skinned and cleaned skunks. make sure to clean out the scum.

wowzers! sarah really does love her french fried skunk!

part-time skunk

Someone who is so outrageously foul smelly after constant, nonstop farting, that it's ridiculous and even evokes a kind of secret, perverse admiration.

- Hey dude, why don't you apply for a part-time skunk position?
-Actually, I did.

tear a skunk apart

to celebrate an occasion using an online video communication platform

We gonna tear a skunk apart on Zoom this New Year's Eve!

hot bunk skunk

The smell of an very sexually active man’s bed several months after a divorce, where his ex-wife normally did the laundry. aka: Mystery Sheets

Friend 1: “Damn, what the hell reeks? It smells is a thousand types of perfume, sweat and … regret.”

Friend 2: “Oh yeah, my sheets haven’t been washed since Bonnie moved out. Guess I have hot bunk skunk. Been so busy hot bunking the women that I haven't gotten around to wash the sheets.”

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Skunk Like a Badger

When someone is terrible at something you call them Skunk Like a Badger, as they stink like a skunk and look like a badger (go outside you wont).

Samantha: Playing Fortnite with Dave
Dave: fucking annihilates Samantha.
Dave: "You're bad, you're free, literally and figuratively dogwater, straight up Skunk Like a Badger, any askers?"

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