An alternate name for a sewer.
After installing the new sewer, Tommy the Plumber took a step back and said, “Does that new turd slide look good to you?”
The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.
Two dicks in one hole thus the shafts of each penis would have to touch. The gyrating motion of sex would cause each shaft to slide past the other. This issue can happen on purpose or accident.
Micah and Tim were banging Cindy one in the pink and one in the stink when Micah slid out and instantly joined Tim in a sliding trombone
When you commit suicide while on a water slide
"Hey, how is your sister doing?"
"Have you not heard? she committed sui-slide last summer."
When you snowboard up to a rail, but don't jump high enough to get on it, causing you to fall backwards and slide down the rail on your back.
"Dude, did you see that? I just grinded that rail on my back!"
"A spine slide?? That's more impressive than a real grind!"
When a girl is grinding on a guy on the dance floor and accidentally leaves a pee stain on his pant leg. Similar to a snail trail.
That chick was totally getting me hot on the dance floor until she left a lemonade slide on my pants!
The action you make when you want to avoid a conversation.k
She told me she had a baby, so I pulled a duck slide.