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A small community suburb of Waco, Texas. Full of mostly middle-class and rich families, with a large population of farmers and rednecks as well. The high school is a 3A high school with a very good history in both athletics and academics, although most of the students are stuck up jerks. But overall it's a nice school district. There is a limited selection of restaurants and stores, but some special ones such as Griff's and Shipley Donuts stand out. The people are generally very friendly and it is a very fast growing and one of the more popular destinations to live in Central Texas. Home of Ted Nugent and drag racing legend Billy Meyer.
Ted Nugent lives on a ranch near China Spring, Texas.
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This is when you defecate or "drop a deuce" in a public hot tub leaving a pleasant surprise for the next poor guy or gal.
"Dude, Travis just chocolate hot spring'ed the pool area! Do Not Go In There!"
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The syndrome that eventually permeates nearly all residents of Salt Spring Island, the largest of the Southern Gulf Islands. Characterized by symptoms of supressed or underlying but often unacknowledged despisation, hatred and flaunted superiority towards "New Islanders" or any party new to or unexperienced in the ways of Gulf Island culture.
Aunt Old Timer: "You go to Ganges central town in the summertime and ther'll be the rednecks wearing the shirts that say "If it's called tourist season why can't we shoot at em" and those are the ones who've only been here 2 or 3 years!"
Billy Bob: "Yea being here even 2 or 3 years gives you a pretty bad case of Salt Spring Syndrome"
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Giving somebody a crystal spring turtle is a sexual act. It involves one parter "prairie dogging" a piece of feces in and out of their rectum, while the other either urinates or ejaculates on the half protruding feces. The partner then pulls the feces back in, like a turtle retreating into its shell.
Guy #1: Hey bro i heard you gave Sally a crystal spring turtle last night
Guy#2: Hell yea man! I crystal spring'd all over that turtle!! Jealous??
Guy#1: Uuuhh...not really
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the act of removing "friends" from your Facebook account every spring due to them not being your friend. Every school year leads to a build up of people on your Facebook account that you don't really know nor like, leading to an end year "purge" event known as Facebook spring cleaning.
Wow, I 'unfriended' almost 200 people during that Facebook spring cleaning.
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When a guy shoves a spring roll on his dick and fucks a hoe, yelling I'm from Cali bitch
How did my california spring roll taste
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Dropping a shot of 160 proof Devil Springs vodka into a pint glass of Natural Ice beer. Good start to any night of drinking.
Dude, Kurt wants to do a Natural Spring Bomb, lets go!
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