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When you wank, cum and mop up with some tissues and after they’ve dried they resemble a flowered rose
Please will hide your wanking better Dave, I don’t want to come into the living room every morning to discover your spunk rose on the sofa.
The act of ejaculating into a person's navel and then squeezing the area around said navel with sufficient force to propel the ejaculate into the victim's eye, mouth, or nostril.
She made me pull out so I gave her the old Navel Spunk Rocket.
A full on, skillful blow job starting from flaccid & continuing all the way up to & including ejaculation without breaking contact between penis & mouth or even temporarily substituting a hand or sex toy.
My boyfriend has been particularly awesome lately, really considerate, thoughtful & loving; so I started tonight's bedroom gymnastics with a spunk-a-dunk.
To pour in the milk first before the cereal
How dare you spunk-a-dunk with a perfectly good bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.
The wearing of a used Wank Sock.
I was in such a rush this morning, I accidentally put on my Wank Sock, and spent the day squelching around the office in a Spunk Dap.
A jizz facial delivered to a female by one or more men at once. bukakke
That slut got a spunk shower by 6 dudes last night.
When a woman has a flabby swollen belly and she wears tight fitting clothes for all to see it. Looks as if pregnant but is not.
Wow look at her spunk belly it's huge