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squid ass

squid ass
anyone or anything walking biking, roller blading, scootering, diving, crawling, selling blood, or drugs on the street/sidewalk/pavement. Generally you would yell it at them from your vehical as you driveby.

LF:"FA fat ass, SA squid ass."

Taylor Swift talking to Dennis Lynn: "I just ran over 5 squid asses with my black hummer 3rd series."
Dennis:"ShoundsH like a buncha shquid ashes to me! MONROE DOCTRINE!"

by Dennis Lynn June 14, 2008

5πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Squid-Squad

Group of young skaters (under 17) that try tag along with your crew. They can be beginners, or even be better then you, but either way they make you and you crew look lame.

skaters:
skater1: " wanna go hit that five set?"
skater2: " naw man the "squid squad" is over there".

squid-squad:
squid1:"did you see me land that trey flip over that gap!?"
squid2:"i just did a hospital flip over it!"

by JohnWitLotsADoe August 27, 2009

8πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


klein squid

combination of performing the "flying V" with a sexual partner of choice while keeping under garments, right before coitus ends the man begins sharting in his boxers, said shart flows down upon the partner at which time it is carressed all over each others body.

it was a good day when I was New Mexico and was able to convince a hooker that resembled Mrs. Claus to let me slip the klein squid in while I was parking the beef bus in tuna town.

by chris doyle likes men April 3, 2008

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


squid drop

The act of stinking up a joint so bad that it smells like fish.

"Dude, who dropped squid in here?"

"My buddy Zach is famous for his squid drop. Never get in an elevator with him."

by Larry Sabato October 29, 2006

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


squid game

imagine playing childhood games with 456 players to win 45.6 billion won just to die

guy with a suit and tie: "do you wanna participate in the squid game?"
me: "fuck that shi-, i'd rather choke on three fat dicks"

by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 December 2, 2021

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


squid song

A song by Wilbur Soot and it’s poggers. If u disagree then pls like just fucking leave.

Spread the message around the world, squids are people too. - the Squid Song

by TheRealIsaballs😫 January 28, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Squid Job

When a sailor in the Navy eats a live squid for initiation purposes.

During my squid job, I was sprayed with ink.

by Bluepaul March 1, 2011

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž