Squid Beak

When someone has lost their molars and other upper teeth due to poor dental hygiene and probable drug use, and only the front incisors remain - making their mouth resemble the beak of a squid.

That Peanut's already blown $2000 on that dating agency, without getting even one girl's phone number from them. Must be his poor general hygiene and his squid beak.

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Squid-Squad

Group of young skaters (under 17) that try tag along with your crew. They can be beginners, or even be better then you, but either way they make you and you crew look lame.

skaters:
skater1: " wanna go hit that five set?"
skater2: " naw man the "squid squad" is over there".

squid-squad:
squid1:"did you see me land that trey flip over that gap!?"
squid2:"i just did a hospital flip over it!"

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klein squid

combination of performing the "flying V" with a sexual partner of choice while keeping under garments, right before coitus ends the man begins sharting in his boxers, said shart flows down upon the partner at which time it is carressed all over each others body.

it was a good day when I was New Mexico and was able to convince a hooker that resembled Mrs. Claus to let me slip the klein squid in while I was parking the beef bus in tuna town.

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squid drop

The act of stinking up a joint so bad that it smells like fish.

"Dude, who dropped squid in here?"

"My buddy Zach is famous for his squid drop. Never get in an elevator with him."

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squid game

imagine playing childhood games with 456 players to win 45.6 billion won just to die

guy with a suit and tie: "do you wanna participate in the squid game?"
me: "fuck that shi-, i'd rather choke on three fat dicks"

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Squid Job

When a sailor in the Navy eats a live squid for initiation purposes.

During my squid job, I was sprayed with ink.

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squid song

A song by Wilbur Soot and it’s poggers. If u disagree then pls like just fucking leave.

Spread the message around the world, squids are people too. - the Squid Song

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