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The female equivalent of No Nut November. This is a challenge where women do not squirt/ orgasm for the whole of September for equality, if boys have to do it. Girls have to do it too.
Guy: Hey girl wanna fuck.
Girl: Sorry I cant, it's Stop Squirting September.
n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.
A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)
The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.
After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.
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Grand theft squirt is when you have a friend sleeping over, and after you've gone to bed and your friend thinks you're asleep so he starts jerking off. You have to get in really close, and just before he comes you reach over and grab his dick and jerk him off the rest of the way. It's the action of stealing someones squirt.
Michael thought his friend was sleeping and decided to jerk off, just before he finished his friend reached over and finished him off. "Why did you just Grand Theft Squirt me!!!"
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The act of inserting a Hershey's Kiss into one's anus and shitting it into their partner's mouth.
I smelled a foul odor emanating from the other room and when I looked through the door, I saw Carley giving Tyler a Hershey Squirt.
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The name that rapper Machine Gun Kelly should actually go by.
Maaaaaaan, did you see that Em diss that Squirt Gun Jelly just dropped, Shady's going to annihilate him!
Used in conjunction with the release of fluids from the body. May be sexual or non sexual in connotation.
Oh yea daddy that’s it. You are hittin my spot. You are gonna make me squirt (eyes roll back into head as the pounding continues).
Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.
Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.
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