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the act of stalking someone or watching them from across a table or other form of surface and noticing subtleties that others would not be aware of. this usually applies to close friends but can sometimes relate to a plain old creeper
while table stalking, panda learned that adventure boy eats fermented milk (viili) from his home country of scandinavia/finlandia. this came as quite a shock because viili happens to be lactic acid bacteria which is disgusting
when your friends try to keep you from stalking exes or hook-ups on facebook or other social media sites
hint: rhymes with "cock-blocking"
"I just want to see if he's dating another girl. Look, his profile picture is with this other girl... she's SO not pretty..."
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"
Making your social media accounts private so prospective dates can't creep on you, because hello – no one likes a creeper!
So we haven't even met in person but he already "liked" a bunch of photos deep on my Instagram, and that's when I knew I had to start stalk-blocking.
when the bump in your trousers makes it look like you have a boner.
"ha ha look, john has a boner!"
"don't worry guys. it's just a spooky stalk"
verb. to unhealthily idolize, follow, or communicate with another individual via twitter.
You: Who beat up Chris?
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.
Slang for the shaft associated with the male genitalia.
“She calls me Jack and the Bean Stalk, sucking on my Ween Stalk..”
when you listen to whatever other people are listening to or, “ stalking ” their spotify feed.
example - on certain socials it’ll say what someone’s listening to on spotify, so someone who is spotify stalking would be constantly looking at what someone’s listening to.
person one - dude, where did these songs come from?
person two - i just spotify stalked someone and added these songs to a playlist