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The result of an unsuccessful attempt to perform anal sex, whether male or female. The anus will be clean, reddish in color and concave from multiple attempts.
Brian told me he had a "dented starfish" thanks to Jacks relentless efforts on his 1st anal experience.
Ryan wants me so bad... He knows I'm a virgin back there but has problem giving me a "dented starfish" until it happens.
The condition that develops when one continuously wipes their ass until it dries out, possibly until it bleeds.
Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that Mexican food, I've had to shit so much that I have a dry starfish
After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️
Very common to leave immediately after.
I gave Patrick a brown starfish and then left him handcuffed to his bed.
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When two people attempt to rub buttholes together.
I walked in on them starfish wrestling.
A very small YouTuber, so small this YouTuber made his own Urban Dictionary page.
Person 1: Heard of a small channel called Starfish Superstar
Person 2: Never, one of the ones with like 100 Subcribers?
Person 1: Yeah, even less actually.
A phrase used when one solves a minute problem.
It is particularly useful when others in close proximity are unnecessarily stressed over the aforementioned bother.
A professor is giving a lecture with a PowerPoint. One slide has a minor typo and the entire class becomes disgruntled. Annoyed by the complaining students, and his embarrassing blunder, the professor edits the PowerPoint and mutters, “whew, we saved that starfish.”
When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.
I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.