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a ugly ass statue from japan, some retard thought it would be funny to scare little kids via whatsapp with this fucking thing.
basically another retarded internet hoax, some ppl (mostly little kids) will believe that this fucking thing (with no arms at all) will call them on whatsapp.
my friend john thought momo (statue) was real, what a retard
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Euphemism: Meaning 'erect penis'
To have a somewhat larger than usual 'semen submersible'
The thing which stands out the most during puberty,
Similar to the Statue of Liberty unveiled on October 28th 1886, except a regular penis does not come with torch, face, stola or sandals. (Usually.)
Other euphemisms like 'Statue of Puberty' include...
Morning Glory
Bishop's Crosier
Hugh Jwang
Stomp On
Stiffey
A Barred Dock
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An insanely amazing band hailing from Los Angeles California that consists of Stephanie Florescotron, vocals rhythm guitar and all around bad-ass, Neil Patrick, epic lead guitar and ladies man, and John, he plays the drums and quite a stud. Check them out on their myspace, facebook, or youtube!
www.myspace.com/herostatus
Meg: "Hey guys, have you heard of that band Hero Status?"
Nick: "Oh yea. Those kids are insane."
Meg: "Pure talent."
otron meg & dia epic
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being beyond fucked up and you are skrait whylin out and have extreme A.D.D
yoo c.s. mannn chill out nigga, you on that gainesville status bruhh.
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Deserving of or worthy of being designated with "Douche Bag Status". Used in a derrogatory fashion.
Barry Bonds deserves bag status because he is such a tool.
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Being an awkward and creepy mother fucker.
yo you see that nigga right there?
he so Kj status
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When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.
I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!
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