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When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.
"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."
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A small town in northern Virginia that is really not a city at all, but a tiny, boring, culture-less town. Tends to eat away at the souls of inhabitants until they can hardly picture leaving the monotony of the greater Winchester area. Made national news when some guy purposely blew up his house. T-Pain once came within six miles of town, when he visited the (equally monotonous and pathetic) Appleblossom Mall.
Also known as "the Gritty," "Stephens Gritty," and "shithole".
Little Girl: "Mommy, why does everyone in this Food Lion look like they have given up on life?"
Mom: "Because we're in Stephens City, VA, sweetie! If anyone offers you candy just start screaming."
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The terrifying diarrhea you get when you're traveling in Canada and eat some bad poutine. Named for their illustrious prime minister in the grand tradition of travel-related intestinal distress.
For the love of god, pull over! I have Stephen Harper's revenge!
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when a couple are participating in a flying 69, and the women is head first down, and the man cums, gets weak in the legs and falls to his knees causing the women to hit her head on the floor breaking her neck. the next day she will resemble an Angry Stephen Hawking.
Dude i gave this really bitch chick an angry stephen hawking on accident!
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Let there be no perplexity, Stephen Scott is the legitimate definition of a fuckwit.
Don't pull a Stephen Scott on me you fuckwit
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Stephen Curry = Greatest shooter of all time = One of the most entertaining athletes of all time.
"Stephen Curry with some magic!"
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Describes someone so awkward they can relate very well to the social awkwardness of Stephen Hawking.
(Guy 1) I cant believe Joe got paralyzed
(Guy 2) Yeah, hes gonna be such a Stephen Awking
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