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Sticky Notes-
Greatest invention of all time.
Chuck Norris uses sticky notes when he is too lazy to do a roundhouse kick.
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When you are masturbating by your computer and accidently jizz on the keys of your keyboard.
Friend: Dude... what is this shit on your keyboard, is it jizz?
Me: Yeah, I have Sticky Keys enabled at the moment.
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To use ones erect penis as the cone with which cotton candy is accumulated. The candy covered penis is then inserted swiftly into lover's mouth as to enjoy the sweet flavors of candy and man.
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"Yesterday, Theresa and I went to the fair. She got a mouthful of sticky stick!"
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"My roomate gave me a stick stick last week. I still have cotton candy all over my armpit."
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The result of fingering a girl (or boy) and not washing hands.
hey mate, guess who got some sticky fingers last night
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when you have sex with a drunk girl until she passes out and then you cum in her ear, and then proceeding to bend the ear over in a fold and lay her on her side- keeping the ear folded. In the morning, her ear will resemble a sticky clam.
Lara was so drunk that Jesus was able to fuck her and give her a sticky clam
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A.K.A Cummy Tummy
When one pulls out and ejaculates on a partners stomach after performing intercourse
Damn blood, that girls hella fine, I wanna give her some sticky tummy
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A gay man who performs oral sex in the cubicles of adult bookstores, which are known for their sticky floors.
Look at that guy! He's a sticky knees! His pants have cum stains all over them.
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