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Store Bought Cake

a thick prostitute

Yeah that sounds nice but have you ever tried store bought cake?

by peekaboobitch November 26, 2019


Storing

A psychopaths way of saying shopping but changed to flirt the American word for shop: store

Psychopath: I'm gonna go on a storing spree!
A sane person: what the fuck is wrong with you?

by SillyHoneyMustard March 14, 2022


I store your condoms and cigarettes deep inside my ass

New lyrics for dora the faggator. Swiper has also become a drug addict.

Diego got some dora shit
Did you know that dora says shit like: "I store your condoms and cigarettes deep inside my ass"

by FuckassEmpire October 12, 2023

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storing it for winter

When a girl has absolutely no gag reflex and deepthroats your cock for extended periods of time.

If she is feeling spicy, she might be able to put your scrotum in her mouth at the same time.

Guy 1: Man, I got head from my girl last night.
Guy 2: Oh shit man, how was it?
Guy 1: Let's just say, she was storing it for winter.
Guy 2: GOD DAMN!

by dr. finesse January 8, 2020


Poor Store

A thrift store. Not derogatory, used only to describe the general low prices of resold/donated items with a convenient rhyme. Can be used to describe national chains like Goodwill or local thrift shops and sometimes surplus/salvage stores.

1) "Hey, where'd you find that copy of Chibi Robo? Aren't those kind of expensive?"

"Yeah, I got real lucky at the poor store last time I went, guess someone donated it."

2) "Dude, you should come with me to the poor store sometime, there's always cool stuff in there. I bought a bunch of out of print books for way less than a lot of eBay listings."

3) "That's a snazzy suit, where'd you get it?"

"You'd never believe this, but I got it at the poor store! It's amazing what people will get rid of."

4) "If you're looking for old vinyl records, chances are you can find some at a poor store, I've found several at good prices that way."

by MarioGuy789 November 22, 2021


Jewlery store

Some place that’s in the ghetto that you go to after your wife got mad at you, so you have to get her something nice before she call the pigs on you.

I gotta go to the Jewlery store real quick before I see the fuzz show up at my door.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023


Store

The place your mom forgets you every time.

Why are you late?
Mom forgot me at the store

by TotallyNotAmerican October 11, 2019