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Something a hooker wears to get more money
She wore the hookers strap today…
The thin beard along a mans chin.
Short for Douche-strap because only douche bags have them
This douche asked me out but I turned him down because he had a D-strap
Annually observed on March 7, dedicated to the noble cause of making sure every household has a strap-on dildo to ensure that no man or women is deprived of the joys of pegging. It's also a reminder to get strapped and ass-ready to celebrate International Women's Day on March 8.
Husband: "Honey, have you checked if we have enough lube for tomorrow?"
Wife: "Oh, don't worry dear, I've bought enough lube for an year, along with that new trendy strap-on everyone's talking about! Hail World Strap-on Day"
The area of the body between the genitals and the anus.
Also known as taint or choda
He made a Texas sized stroke with an average sized member and slammed into her Texas boot strap.
A woman whose breasts are so large that they are likely to break her strap (in most cases spaghetti)
Did you see the yams on that strap breaker?
Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.
He can't be that stupid, surely?
Seriously mate, Johns definitely a Velcro strap kinda guy.
Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.
Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!