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Someone who...
1) Can vote.
2) Really hates Trump.
3) Still blames Trump for anything that goes wrong, even if it was out of everyone's control.
Person 1: "I voted blue last election."
Person 2: "So you're a Biden supporter?"
Person 1: "Well, we needed to get Trump out of office of course!"
Person 2: "I understand that, but what's something you like about Biden or his policies?"
Person 1: "...who's Biden?"
When your charger can't keep up with your phone.
"Can I borrow your charger?"
"Don't you have one?"
"Nah, I've just got life support."
When a person says that, straight up just get the fuck away from them. They are about to drop the most brain rotting, nonsensical shit ever and think that they actually have a point. It’s best if you just don’t argue with them
Israel supporter: I support Israel
Person: Oh, I support Palestine
Israel Supporter: But khamas! Children are khamas so we kill them! Everybody is khamas so we have to kill everyone!
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To perform a task correctly or with distinction.
If you are given something to do, or do something off your own back and use initiative, you may be congratulated for "Technically Supporting Yourself"
Mark: Mike just sorted us out with an FTP server on the Broadband Machine
Stu: Oh Technical Support Yourself!
Mark: I've fixed the problem with that customer from earlier, you know, the one that was a right fist..
Mike: Oh get in there, Technical Support Yourself Jenko!
Mike: I'll put the kettle on
Mark: Technically Supporting Yourself Lovelock!
Supporting someone via the internet
I cyber-supported my friend and her boyfriend
The opposite of a jab. Instead of giving something a stab, you give it a supportive tickle when you aren’t sure.
Person 1: can you take a stab at this and help me out?
Person 2: I don’t know how good I’ll be but I’ll give you a supportive tickle