Random
Source Code
Random
This is a life-hack, in which a messed up person will act like they have a disability in order to skip long lines. It is best used at theme parks when it’s a busy day, and you have a medium to large group of people who want to get to the front. In order to get the full effect, the person should never be out of character
Bailey:I just rode the new roller coaster and only had to wait 2 minutes!
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on
A term used to refer to the idiots who attend Rowan University and live in the Tower in Holly Pointe Commons. These retards have an IQ less than room temperature and destroy anything they come across.
Did you see the bathroom on 6th floor F pod? I heard the tower tards ripped the the paper towel dispenser off the wall and threw it in the toilet.
The action of an electronic device which does not function for an extended amount of time or frequently for short periods of time. This is usually associated with computers and cellphones.
Sorry I couldn't answer back last night, my phone was tarding out on me.
I'm trying to print, but the computer keeps tarding out!
the wobbling while walking that one experiences while intoxicated or retarded
Brian was definitely tard waggling down our hall last night after he got fucked up on two wine coolers.
A term coined by an aspien from Virginia were it is a low functioning special ed individual that weighs over 400lbs were if dropped it will contaminate an entire building depending on how many lbs with a form of radiation known as retardation
if exposed to will render any saidsaid individual in the vicinity retarded
guy 1 did you hear that 500lb tard nuke that farted in the special ed class the other day??
guy 2 yeah i got a notification on my phone about a gas leak at school from an unknown origin and i heard the hazmat team had to respond
guy 1 i can imagine the entire school got contaminated with retardation
In the farewell stage of an exchange of greetings and/or pleasantries, a 'you-tard' occurs when one party replies "you too!" when it does not apply.
Waiter says "Enjoy your meal" , you reply " you, too! A you-tard has occurred.