A "stay at home mom" or "trophy wife" who frequently consumes Xanax, often in conjunction with white wine or other alcoholic beverages, to cope with real or imagined hardships. Often found at fitness centers and health food stores, on weekdays in affluent areas.
Origin : Glastonbury CT
Embarrassed her Mercedes-Benz would be two years old today, the Xany Mom crushed a second bar before meeting her friends for yoga.
A absolute milf.
She is so hot and has massive tits everyone wants to fuck her.
Damn I wanna fuck Johnny’s mom
An alternative way of saying "your mom", but with your friends. Also a way of saying communism of "your mom" as there is the word "our".
Someone says:
your mom
I say:
our mom
A mom who defends her family with all her heart and feeds them only meat and veggies. She questions everything "normal" and embraces her family getting sick because that only makes them stronger.
Oh my god, that cave mom doesn't use hand sanitizer every 5 minutes.
Thick and sexy legs that only moms can achieve.
Melanie has some nice mom legs