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Xany Mom

A "stay at home mom" or "trophy wife" who frequently consumes Xanax, often in conjunction with white wine or other alcoholic beverages, to cope with real or imagined hardships. Often found at fitness centers and health food stores, on weekdays in affluent areas.

Origin : Glastonbury CT

Embarrassed her Mercedes-Benz would be two years old today, the Xany Mom crushed a second bar before meeting her friends for yoga.

by FR33 $W4G L3SS0N$ February 1, 2017


Johnny’s mom

A absolute milf.
She is so hot and has massive tits everyone wants to fuck her.

Damn I wanna fuck Johnny’s mom

by RealDefinition12828 October 15, 2021


Yo mom

It's a word we use for jokes

person 1: what are you watching?
person 2: Yo mom!

by e gay sports November 27, 2019


our mom

An alternative way of saying "your mom", but with your friends. Also a way of saying communism of "your mom" as there is the word "our".

Someone says:
your mom

I say:
our mom

by Shhirroht June 3, 2021


Shit mom

A piece of shit that let's a baby fall into a drawer

You are a shit mom

by Dhsoaibduskwbjs February 1, 2018


cave mom

A mom who defends her family with all her heart and feeds them only meat and veggies. She questions everything "normal" and embraces her family getting sick because that only makes them stronger.

Oh my god, that cave mom doesn't use hand sanitizer every 5 minutes.

by paleo dude February 23, 2012


Mom legs

Thick and sexy legs that only moms can achieve.

Melanie has some nice mom legs

by ReservedParking July 17, 2019