Bob Ross

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND BOB ROSS!!! If you don't know who Bob Ross is you are a burden to society so go jump off a cliff if you survive climb back up and jump off of it again. BOB ROSS is an angel from above a gift from God he has brought a beautiful art and a soothing voice to cherish.

THANK YOU GOD FOR THE GREATEST GIFT BOB ROSS

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Rick Ross

Anti-cult activist. Specializes in deprogramming (restoring the effects of "cult brainwashing"). Tends to be a bit overdramatic in his attitudes towards certain new religious movements (i.e. Branch Davidians in Waco, TX)

Damn, check out Rick Ross talkin' shit about all them cults over there.

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rick ross

to hustle, or make moves

Dude 1: Man, I am so behind in rent this month it ain't even funny. I need to grind to get this rent.

Dude 2: Word? Well dawg you better Rick Ross or you're gonna be hurtin'.

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[Diana Ross]

1) former lead singer of the Supremes who booted out all of the members and started her lame ass solo career and thinks she's better than everyone. 'Miss Ross' ain't da boss.
2) high maintenance chick

Bitch really thinks she's somethin', actin' like Diana Ross on tour with all her crazy-ass demands.

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john ross

A large cornfed redneck who takes his job as a pipeliner way to serious. A John Ross is strong enough to hold his own in a fight and ugly enough to crack even the highest quality mirror

Hey Did the inspector comment on that John Ross weld it looked like melted butter

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mrs. ross

Mrs. Ross is a teacher who will be there for you no matter the circumstances. She will laugh with you, talk with you, and slide memes under doors. A Mrs. Ross is a teacher who you will look up to for years to come. She is a teacher who has a special bond with every single one of her students. She means so much to everyone and gives her school some pa-zaz. Her classroom is always a joy to be in and so comfortable to learn in. A Mrs. Ross is independent and isn’t afraid to speak her mind and defend her opinion. She loves her family more than the world. but for everyone else, she is the world. So, thank you to all the Mrs. Ross’ our there.

“That was a Mrs. Ross move”

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Red Ross

A hero, red like an anal growth, and powerful like a fart from a large hippo.
He is the savior of the universe and is matched by none.
His theme tune is She's a monster by Neyo, when this song rings out, all villians in the area evacuate their bowels in fear.

Is it a bird, is it a plane, NO! it's red ross!

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