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Spit-Take

1) An action a person who laughs when drinking does. Rather than choking, they spit the liquid out in a plume.
2) An action. A Person who spits a loogie and lets it hang...before sucking it back in.
3) A street-fighting technique.
4) A troll who spits out a provocative/annoying post and then takes it back as a joke.

1) Drew Carey had a spit-take
2) "Man, you see that? He spit-taked a 3 foot loogie!"
3) To spit in someones eye as a diversionary tactic.
4) "U Suxxior!!!1!" and then after being a victim of a flame post, says "It was a joke!"

by Berrik November 20, 2003

37πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Take this lollipop

A phrase used to indicate a stalkers presence. Mostly used as a joke. Plays on the idea that you shouldn't take sweets from strangers.

Person 1: Oh I see you've poked me on facebook man.
Person 2: Yes. Take this lollipop.

Person 1: Guess what I've just done!
Person 2: I read your texts whilst you went in the other room haha.
Person 1: *Pauses* Isn't it about time you offered me a lollipop?

by jixxy October 19, 2011

19πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


take a smash

to take a shit

oh man i have to take a smash.
someone just smashed in the bathroom!!

by ffcrew December 12, 2008

18πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Taking a Drive-By

The act of stopping by someone's home to defecate for the sole purpose of fouling the air in said home, then leaving immediately. The smaller the home the better, as the staech is more difficult for the inhabitant(s) to escape.

I was really pissed at my friend for leaving the party last night with my date, so I stopped by his apartment today and took a drive-by.

by Charlie Tang July 7, 2005

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Take a Shade

To take a break; rest. Usually due to exhaustion brought on by working in the sun.

"This is a good place to take a shade." " I got to take a shade!"

by Bubba T Bone Jones October 14, 2008

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Take a biden

The oposite of taking a trump instead of flushing 10-15 times u flush once bcuz of the little rabbit shits

β€œAfter eating nothing but yogurt today i might need to take a biden”

by Jacob35742 November 23, 2020

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Take a knee

Declining someone’s invitation.

Hey would you like to come over Friday and Netflix and Chill?

I’ll take a knee on this one.

by Christine21 October 9, 2017

22πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž