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Ted

A fucking kiddy fiddler. 🤟🏻

Boy:do you know ted

Girl:oh the nonce? Yea i do why
Boy:bc he was staring at my sister the other day

Girl: so?
Boy:shes 9…

by Sexuallyattractedtomyself September 16, 2022


Ted

An ingenious young dude who likes making friends.

"that new guy is a such a Ted, he's friends with most of us already"

by joarge April 12, 2021


Ted

Though frequently referred to as simply “Ted”, Tedarico Villalobos was the founder of Circus Design Solutions (CDS), a driving force behind the grassroots pro-speciesist movement. CDS was originally founded as a pet store in Manila, Philippines in 1974. In 1993, CDS reincorporated in mainland California as a space weapons technology engineering subcontractor. Ted’s famous and most popular catchphrase was “CDS, this is Ted.”

Ted arguably donated his life to CDS for the animals of today and the future.

by Mike’s Dad January 18, 2022


Ted

A color of red, but mispelled on text.

"I'm gonna get my hair dyed ted!"
"I love that color!"

by BullSnake February 10, 2024


Ted

Someone who you would class as gay. A very bisexual person, usually a name given to a Prostitute. Can be a name given to someone who sweats on cod.

"Why is that boy shagging the other boy! He must be a Ted!"

by Richard Galdwin October 22, 2017


Ted

Ted is a pumpkin he wants to sell you something mostly seen at hollween his worst enemy that always try’s to one up him is cucumber lemon with his wife lime

Ted is cool

Ted is smart

Ted

by Lemonmonke_vr February 28, 2022


Ted

A stupid boy don’t know how life works a bully and has no friends. You will only like him if u enjoy messing people’s life up and making them feel unwanted

Ted is a nasty boy

by Holly inroads November 23, 2019