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Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.
Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?
TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.
Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.
Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.
Woman: Where are you going?
Man: to Cancun till this all blows over
Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?
Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.
The act of being fully aware of how much someone is a monster; but choosing to support them anyway to great extents.
Carole Ann Boone Was well aware that her husband was a notorious serial killer, she was totally Ted Cruzing him.
The most well written character in the entire show, deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.
Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.
The most well written character in the entire show of ‘Stranger Things’, he deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.
Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.
Used when making a rant as a sarcastic joke but not really wanting to type the whole thing out.
"Ryan from HSM actually liked Zeke, In this TED talk I will..."
A guy who loves making fun of YouTubers he is also obsessed with fatal grips and pizza,pasta etc.
Me and Mario eat pizza with Ted Extra