When a bitch got you fucked up
“Who in tha fuck is she talkin to”
Syrian dick suckers attempt to be cool by putting ramps in his basement that are the shittiest things EVER and telling everyone to come ride but nobody wants to because they are 3' tall. YOU ARE A FAT ASS!
After a night of drinking with your friends, chewing on the plastic bottle of McCorrmicks Vodka.
I was chewin tha vidky last night.
God of all, Ruler of none, Cock rings like Saturn.
Hey, that’s Boomer Tha God!!
solma tha real g, ($olma-s, o.g solma) is one of the most loyal ones out there. it doesnt get realer than her. if you know her, or if youre associated with her, youre lucky asf. she wont switch up ever, she tha biggest balla/rapper, eazy-e can vouch this.
dude #1 - im friends with solma tha real g
dude #2 - damn fr? shes sucha real chola bro
dude #1 - yea! shes never switched up on me bro, she never snitches either
dude #2 - damn shes so gangsta for that
solma tha real g, (aka o.g solma) is one of the realest and most loyal people right now !, she gotchu always, and has a 10/10 music taste with artists including N.W.A, bone thugs n harmony, tupac, etc. shes a mexican chola who enjoys starbucks A LOT, & she has a smile thatll lighten up your day 😎, and is always herself <3
“damn whos that ? she looks so gangster”
“dude thats solma tha real g !, shes always there when you need her”
“i heard shes super loyal too”
“yea shes phuckkin awesome, and funny”
One of the greatest rap songs to be released in the history of rap music. It includes powerful storytelling about a young man in high school who feels the sudden urge to drop a log. He asks his teacher for permission to use the restroom, and proceeds to spend the next 30 minutes of the school day metaphorically superglued to the toilet, shitting out a storm.
superglued, Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
what to do, I'm Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
falling asleep, Stuck 2 Tha Toilet
asking, "why me?" Stuck 2 Tha Toilet