Guy Gravy

In restaurants, it is "boy butter" mixed into the gravy on dishes for rude customers, or any other person the provider of the butter doesn't like.

Note: it can also be mixed into salad dressing, or dessert topping, or barbeque sauce, or condiments, or...

"Bonjour, Chef Pierre, comment êtes-vous?"

"Très bien."

"That woman at table 2 actually snapped her fingers at me and called me 'boy.' Can you believe that shit?"

"Then Chef Pierre will prepare some of his world-famous guy gravy!"

"Bon! Merci beaucoup!

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Pipe gravy

pipe refers to penis and the "gravy" is the stuff that comes out, or semen

"That chick's has such a stinky fish taco, I had to load it up with pipe gravy just so i could eat it!"

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naval gravy

Self-Ejaculating into ones Naval

"Last night I jerked off and jizzed into my Naval - I got the missus to suck up the Naval Gravy!"

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throat gravy

The shit you swallow when you clear your throat, or the phlegm when you have a "productive" cough. It's warm and a somewhat meaty flavor.

I can't stop coughing, and no where to spit this phlegm out, so I'll swallow it, tastes kinda like gravy, throat gravy that is!

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make gravy

(v) Erotic self stimulation, resulting in a large explosion of fluid at or around the penis. Often, a large quantity of alcohol is involved.

Use of this phrase originated in a small town in New Jersey called Hazlet.

I really think you might want to not make gravy for a while, you've been doing it so much I'm afraid you might pound yourself into oblivion

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Gravy Bum

What you should call your work colleagues if they ever have a sick day.

example 1: nice to see that your in today "gravy bum".

example 2: andys not going to be in today hes off sick.
"i bet he has gravy bum"

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gut gravy

the fluid secreted by a vagina during sex; cum

come over here bitch and put that gut gravy on me

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