cake me

give me a piece of cake or put cake over all over my face

John holding an empty plate: "Jen, cake me!"
Jen rubs a piece of cake all over John's face.
John: "Arghhh, that's not what I meant Jen!"

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Rice Cake

An Asian girls ass

Damn than girl gotta fat rice cake

I would eat the rice cake

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student cake

the act of shoving your homework up your asshole for pleasure and feeding it to your neighbor.

gerald gobbled my student cake last night so much he choked!

Up the cake

Limerick slang for taking cock up the arse

I met this wan last night and she was mad for it up the cake.

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cunts and cakes

When one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don't really mean it. Often centered around competition.

After a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in ENGLISH football: "Ah cunts and cakes ! Another free kick for poor poor ol Manchester United eh?! Maybe we should just stop the game and give United some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!"

Caked Trout

A caked trout is a woman with a fanny that is coated in dried period blood such that no foreign body can enter,

Omg I have got miss Granith for English she is such a caked trout.

shame cake

Any cake or pastry product consumed after 10:00 PM.

"I was headed to bed, but instead was delayed by a huge slice of shame cake."